
| Peter Denby Sr. |
| Peter accepting his gold medal after his team lost at the B.C. Alzheimer Games. |


| Brent\Brenda Russell |
| Every team needs their own cross dresser and Brent fits the gingham gown perfectly. His goal is to be a hairdresser to poodles. |
| Geraldo Truscott |


| Jos de Ruin |

| Bruce "Firehose" Rees |
| The man with the cup that rivals only Lord Stanleys... |


| Craig "Skippy "Girard |
| Former lead singer of an Andy Kim tribute band, Craig is learning to perfect the dine and dash. |

| Mikey |
| To many people, Buster Brown means something entirely different. Note that this is the only time he has a grip... |
| Brian "Your pants are mirrors" Sidedoll |

"If you like Pina Coladas And getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain If you'd like making love at midnight In the dunes on the Cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape." |

| Vinnie Benito |
| Unfortunately, Vinnie is a convicted serial jay walker and must do community work on the weekends at the Oak Bay Home for Unwed Fathers. |

| Prince of Sproat Lake |

| Out of sight, out of his mind. |
| Popeye Greener A professional mini-golf player who learned to avoid the 18th hole and get another free round. He enjoys hotel rooms that feature Magic Finger beds. Tends to misjudge headers. |

| Confused with the term "football". Hopes that David Beckham will join the B.C. Lions. |
| Waynederama |
| He claims to have originated the comb-under. Imagine what he's asking Santa for....(and why is he bouncing???) |
| Gerry is a professional cruise ship mambo instructor. He brings his smooth moves to the backline. And on occasion, has been known to score (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). |
| When not sliding down the pole at the firehall, Bruce can be found shop-lifting at V2(value village). |
| Infrequent visitor to the games. The team has deep concerns with his hobby of breeding fish and his fascination with rubber scuba gear. |

